The 10 Funniest Adult Coloring Books


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It is Monday morning and you have a bad case of the Monday blues. Tight deadlines, nosy colleagues and an angry boss will be upon you in no time. This week is going to drag on and to make it better you need a stress-relief therapy.

No, it is not an alternative remedy or a deep body massage, it is a coloring book. Yes, you heard us right. We have listed below some of the best ‘adult’ coloring books to pour your heart out and caged emotions in the form of vivid colors and hilarious drawings.

As your co-worker tries to gossip about you, hum a favorite song and color up the page. There are curse words, snarky remarks and humorous drawings that will make you lighthearted and relaxed in an instant. Check out!

1. Zen as F*ck: A Journal for Practicing the Mindful Art of Not Giving a Sh*t (Zen as F*ck Journals)

Zen as F**k takes on you a serene journey when you are surrounded by douchebags. The uplifting journal teaches you that when bullsh*t keeps striking you again and again, be totally Zen and don't give a f**k. It is time to give up yoga and meditation and hold the Zen as F*ck close to your heart. You will immediately feel the peace radiating within the book surround you.
The journal features quaint coloring pages along with mood trackers, snarky quotes to lift up your spirits and blank pages to jot down your feelings. All in all, it is a great and hilarious personal tool for stress relief.

2. Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book

Mom life is tough life; no questions asked. When your little ones are off to bed after an eventful day of a thousand tantrums, 'mom, she is hitting me', 'mom, I won't eat broccoli! and other melodious whines, kick back and sit down with Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book. The book is authored by an Indie publisher, Papeterie Bleu, who totally gets the mom life and knows how to handle things with class and sass.
The hilarious coloring book allows you to celebrate the frustrations of going to the loo in peace and having a chocolate bar on your own with utmost humor. The book has single sided prints on a solid, white paper with premium matte finish. From watercolors to broken crayons, it is suitable for all coloring mediums.

3. Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book

Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara is a superb way to calm your nerves when they have been twitched for far too long. The coloring book boasts 21 single sided pages, two color test pages, and moderate to complex designs to keep you hooked. Thanks to the single-sided pages, you don't have to worry about markers bleeding through the pages and further complicating your life.
The book has everything you love - the beautiful fairies, cute penguins, meticulously drawn swear words you cannot utter out loud, cheeky drawings and much more! The intricate patterns on each page are accompanied by a curse word or a remark that will make you laugh. If you have a subversive sense of humor, you will love this book!

4. Momisms - the Daily Struggle: A Hilarious Coloring Book for Your Mother, Daughter, Moms or Mammy:...

When you first become a mom, it is all about cutes clothes and cooing at the baby. Then they start to grow up, and you lost count of how many times you yell 'No', 'Stop that right now' or 'Finish your meal' in a day. It is a LOT! The Quirky Aunt brings all your famous sayings on print via 'Momisms'.
The book totally gets the daily struggles of moms and allows you to look at the reality of motherhood in a humorous way. Some of the best lines include 'Your face will get stuck', 'Don't lick that', 'Quit picking your nose', and 'Stop untying the dog'. Thanks to Momisms, you can color up your favorite lines in dark and rich hues.

5. Nurse Coloring Book: Sweary Midnight Edition - A Totally Relatable Swear Word Adult Coloring Book...

Are you a nurse who has having a truly terrible week? Here is an absolutely amazing way to unwind and relax! The Nurse Coloring Book: Sweary Midnight Edition features 40 swear words and rude remarks surrounded by intricate designs. The drawings are single sided which means you can tear a page to hang on the wall, and it also means that there are zero chances of color bleeding.
Some of the remarks include 'It took me ten minutes to get water because some poor f**ker is dying' and 'If you could stop shitting the bed, that would be great!'. Keep in mind that if you are easily offended, then this is not for you!

6. The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People (Big Activity Book)

The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People is a wonderful book for heavily pregnant, penguin-footed mothers-to-be. The hilarious book boasts several word finds (baby names, anyone?, hilarious quizzes about expensive baby items, mazes (Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up), drawings, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, advice you don't have to listen, annoying lists of things-to-do with a hilarious twist and hysterical ruminations on what a pregnant person goes through.
If you are pregnant and feeling that nobody gets you anymore, this hilarious coloring book will turn out to be your best friend. What's more, it is a perfect baby-shower gift.

7. People of Walmart.com Adult Coloring Book: Rolling Back Dignity

Walmart is a magical place where you can find your favorite sack of potatoes and people dressed up in outrageous clothes, and sometimes not dressed at all. Brought to you by the famous website of the same name, the epic adult coloring book contains 37 single sided images with original and highly imaginative artwork that is guaranteed to cause tons of laughter.
The pages are thick and won't bleed through. If you are planning to give it to someone as a gift, make sure they have a good sense of humor.

8. Fucking Adorable - Cute Critters with foul Mouths

Fucking Adorable - Cute Critters with Foul Mouths by Heather Land is a highly adorable book with extremely rude curse words that will make your grandma cry. There are cute cats, sweet-looking dinosaurs, fluffy puppies, endearing whales, lovely octopuses, and darling snakes who all seem to be insulting you with their cute little faces.
The book comprises of 30 single side sweary drawings on a thick and solid sheet of paper. Share it with your friends and colleagues and have a great laugh. It is definitely NOT geared towards the pompous people who don't have a good sense of humor.

9. Make Life Your Bitch: Motivational adult coloring book. Turn your stress into success! (Midnight...

Are you losing at life? Do you often feel overwhelmed? Do you want to escape? Don't worry... Make Life Your Bitch by John T. is a motivational adult coloring book that teaches you how to take control of your life in a hilarious way.
With snarky remarks like 'Inhale the Good Shit and Exhale the Bullsh*t', 'Trust No Man. Fear No Bitch', Turn Shit into Gold', 'Chores Can Go to Hell', 'Work Hard. Dream Big F**kface' and 'Be the Best Damn Version of You', you know you can't go wrong with the book. Use it yourself, share it with your friend and make life your bitch together.

10. The Farting Animals Coloring Book

Sometimes you just want to sit down with a good coloring book and smile widely with all the worries switched off. The Farting Animals Coloring Book Paperback by M T Lott is just what you are looking for.
It has a number of hilarious images of farting creatures that are almost magical - meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens, and many other critters. What is the best part? You don't have to hide it from your kids. They can enjoy it as well.

Feeling cranky and tired? Sit down with one of the above-mentioned coloring books and relax! 


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